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Funny story: Small Animal Adoption Agency finds tiny Baby on Doorstep

Small Animal Adoption Agency finds tiny Baby on Doorstep

GLASGOW - Wee Companions, a not-for-profit organization that specializes in finding homes for small animals, took in a unique guest on Friday.

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Funny story: Jolie and Brad on personal crusade to end all racism forever; genetic engineers sought to take it a step up

Jolie and Brad on personal crusade to end all racism forever; genetic engineers sought to take it a step up

Cannes, France - At the Cannes red carpet premiere of her latest movie, A Mighty Heart, Jolie announced she intends to take a year off from acting to raise her new family and jokingly added, putting the baby making business in the more than capable h...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie to adopt herself

Angelina Jolie to adopt herself

World-wide Press Orifice, It has been reported that Angelina Jolie is so fed up of running around after other people's kids and doing Brads laundry that she feels she needs some time to herself.

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Funny story: Glamour Shots Opens in Malawai

Glamour Shots Opens in Malawai

In a move to aid Africa's growing orphan crisis, Glamour Shots has opened a photography franchise in Malawi that caters to the legions of children who are hoping to be adopted.

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Funny story: Mia Farrow Adopts Whole Orphanage

Mia Farrow Adopts Whole Orphanage

In what appears to be a mounting rivalry with Angelina Jolie and Madonna, Mia Farrow has flown to Namibia and adopted an orphanage.

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Funny story: Elton John launches Adopt-a-Priest scheme

Elton John launches Adopt-a-Priest scheme

The Catholic Church has for many years had to face declining numbers, as well as widespread mockery of its rigidly male membership in the face of stiff opposition.

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Funny story: Kate and William to adopt Iraqi baby

Kate and William to adopt Iraqi baby

Buckingham Palace - (Ass Mess): The Lord Chamberlain, Lord Luce-Cannon, is at the heart of a controversial report that the Pretender to the Throne's son Prince William and Kate Middleton are planning on adopting an Iraqi orphan baby next year as...

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Funny story: Stars Desperate for Orphan Kids

Stars Desperate for Orphan Kids

African adopted babies have become the latest 'must have' accessory this Christmas for the stars. Following on from Madonna et al, adoption homes in Britain are reporting that significant numbers of British kids are being left on the...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Adopt Britney Spears' Kids

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Adopt Britney Spears' Kids

LOS ANGELES (UPI) -- After the uproar raised over Madonna's adoption of 13-month old David from the impoverished country of Malawi, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have abandoned their plan of adopting an Indian baby and instead have filed to adopt...

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Funny story: Bill Gates Adopts Madonna (and child)

Bill Gates Adopts Madonna (and child)

The controversy surrounding Madonna, over the adoption of a Malawian baby, took an unexpected twist when Bill Gates became involved in the proceedings.

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Funny story: Adoption Scandal - Charles and Camilla take home Essex Baby

Adoption Scandal - Charles and Camilla take home Essex Baby

Highgrove, Gloucestershire - A spokesman for the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall has confirmed the couple have completed adoption proceedings for 14 month old baby boy Tyler-Storm. The child was spotted by the couple after a royal visit t...

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Funny story: Madonna Adoption First Step to Forming Her Very Own Rainbow Family

Madonna Adoption First Step to Forming Her Very Own Rainbow Family

"Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in her sight, Madonna loves the little children of the world."...

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Funny story: Jolie Adopts Ewok

Jolie Adopts Ewok

Actor Angelina Jolie flew into Planet Endor yesterday to sign adoption papers for the latest addition to her family - an Ewok.

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Funny story: Dakota Fanning, A New Mother

Dakota Fanning, A New Mother

Actress Hannah Dakota Fanning has just had a baby. At 10:40PM June 15th, the young actress gave birth to a 4 pound girl which she is still discussing with her mother of whether to keep the baby or give her up for adoption, as Sheryl Crow was very r...

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Funny story: Country Rocker Sheryl Crow Adopted

Country Rocker Sheryl Crow Adopted

Well, well!! Is there literally no age restriction to adoption these days? Those of you who thought you couldn't adopt someone over age 18 were wrong! It looks like our friend Sheryl Crow is back to tell us she has recently been adopted...

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Funny story: Michael Moore to adopt George Bush policy for 'Fahrenheit 9/11' protesters?

Michael Moore to adopt George Bush policy for 'Fahrenheit 9/11' protesters?

HOLLYWOOD - The U.S. premiere date for Michael Moore's controversial Bush documentary, Fahrenheit 9/11, has been announced as June 25 and Moore's security service today denied the adoption of a U.S. Secret Service policy that will keep protesters out...

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Funny story: World's Ugliest Baby Turns One

World's Ugliest Baby Turns One

Columbia, MO - Joe and Patty Simpson didn't know exactly what they were getting into when they agreed to adopt an underprivileged child almost twelve months ago. Like so many other people wanting children, adoption was the only route available to the...

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