In a move to aid Africa's growing orphan crisis, Glamour Shots has opened a photography franchise in Malawi that caters to the legions of children who are hoping to be adopted.
"We are providing a high-coiffed advantage to these adoptee wannabes that will no doubt influence celebrity purchasers early on in the decision-making process," said a company executive. "Since it all comes down to attraction and chemistry, these children need to make the best-looking first impressions possible,
"The sepia portrait series for $29.95 could be the wisest investment of their young lives. And for just a pittance more, they can move up to a wall poster or 12-month calendar."
