Actress Hannah Dakota Fanning has just had a baby. At 10:40PM June 15th, the young actress gave birth to a 4 pound girl which she is still discussing with her mother of whether to keep the baby or give her up for adoption, as Sheryl Crow was very recently.
The baby, who was given the name Kentley Elleanora Fanning by Dakota's mother, is said to be in good health at this moment, reporters told The Spoof the next day.
Dakota wasn't too pleased with the name choice.
"I told her not to name my daughter Kentley. I was going to name her Diamond Elleanora, but I was too zonked out after the birth!!" The 10-year-old said, referring to Lucy Diamond Dawson, the character she played in I Am Sam.
Dakota's mother is especially livid because her daughter, at just 10, is hanging out with an older man. "The adoption thought is sort of a punishment for Hannah." Mrs. Fanning told us, referring to Dakota in a rare form of what The Spoof writers call Name Treatment.
"I don't know what I'm going to do with Kentley," Fanning said, "But one thing is for sure, I'm not going to just sit around and let my daughter have kids at 10 years old!!"
__ = Punishment form of name
