Mike Hunt, a pub landlord in Penistone, has called time on swearing in his bar. Regulars at the Cock and Duck on Slutshole Lane in Penistone, Derbyshire, have been informed of the new policy and called it a jolly good idea. The Cock and Duck is th...
A remarkable ninth-wicket partnership of 8, the third best in pub cricket history, saw the Dog and Sausage establish an unlikely first-innings lead of 6 in Manchester. Brian Slogger was the last man to fall for a magnificent 4. The Slogger-le...
London/ Mortuary Times - Reacting to a recent upturn in the forcible removal of livers from unsuspecting UK tourists, PM Gordon Brown was forced to act. The PM had been accused of turning "a blind eye" to the problem, but official complaints from the...
MPs today approved a move to ban "Happy hours" in pubs, bars and school canteens all over England and Wales today. A counter strategy called the "unhappy hour" was introduced. In the "unhappy" hour drinkers will be charged 15 times the usual pric...
Replacing what was a landmark public house to the local community of Castletroy outside of Limerick, Ireland, owners of the former McAllister's Brass Rail Pub are searching for a new pub name. Taking advantage of the growing population of alternativ...
Britain went into meltdown yesterday teatime following news that 53 year old ne'er do well Arthur Pewty was rumoured to be going out for a pint. RAF Fighter Command was put on standby, the SAS were recalled from leave, Gordon Brown convened an eme...
A Manchester night club is trialling a controversial system of a clubber's availability for sex. The system involves and requires clubber's to purchase appropriately coloured armbands on the way into the club. It is hoped the scheme will reduce...
Hot on the heels of the drinking ban imposed on tubes and buses in London by the Mayor of London, the City of London council have taken it one step further by enforcing a drinking ban in all the city's pubs. From next month, it will be illegal to...
London UK, July 26 2008: Amy Winehouse Ale went on sale today, at some of the finest pubs and drinking establishments in London.
Today, in London, singer Amy Winehouse opened a brand new wine house, called Amy's Winehouse.
In Swindon, Mark Fellowes, his cousin, and a friend walked into a pub, and no-one noticed it.
Losing miserably in fundraising, voter enthusiasm and candidate recruitment US Republicans are putting the pub back in the GOP's grand old name.
Pub doorways and the entrances to shopping centres have now become the most populated places in Britain, according to smokers' groups.
Lucky Star Lady Madonna has bought 'The Punchbowl' Public House in Mayfair Lock & Stock and Barrel from Greg Foreman son of The Hard Case Freddie Foreman for...
With stocks falling, oil prices rising, jobs being outsourced to other countries and relations with the roiling Middle East choppy at best, President George W. Bush announced a full-scale plan to cut back Happy Hour by six minutes in the United State...
(Seattle, WA) City stores exiting to alleyways are appreciative of new street placards being posted near garbage bins and back doorways.
Lukewarm speculation is gathering momentum amongst the hospitality industry as to the nature of a new pub phenomenon - the 'silent drinker'. Landlords and bar staff across the country are increasingly reporting on this astonishing development...
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