Three Men walk into a bar

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 18 May 2008

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In Swindon, Mark Fellowes, his cousin, and a friend walked into a pub, and no-one noticed it.

The three man in a pub story is a famed staple for jokes and TV, but for a change no-one noticed it. Mark told us: 'It was a strange. Normally, around these parts three men in a pub would be remarked on, comments would be made, and hilarity would be the usual, inevitable conclusion'.

Fellowes cousin, choking on a Budwesiser said 'It was weird, like man. We went in, expecting some joker to say 'Three men walked into a pub, A Welsh man, a Scottish man, and an English Man. The Scottish man did not stand his round, the English man looked around and said gosh, and the Welsh man went for a Leek', or something, but no, it did not happen'

Fellowes's friend said: 'I know a lot of people. I will ask some of them to join us next time, and see if that makes a difference'.

In a similar breaking story, a Bear in Nebraska was found using a men's toilet.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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