Amy Winehouse Ale Debuts in London

Thursday, 24 July 2008

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London UK, July 26 2008: Amy Winehouse Ale went on sale today, at some of the finest pubs and drinking establishments in London.

Thirsty London commuters can now stop on their way home from work for a pint of ale and get a taste of Amy's aroma, before going home to the Mrs. A sampling of pub patrons opinions, performed at the downtown Cock and Bull Tavern, provided the following reactions:

Female quafters, thought the brew was a little tart, showed too much buxomly flavor, but is probably better than the swill served at Rehab facilities or her Majesty's prisons.

Male patrons thought the brewer had muffed it, as there was a definite taste of forbidden foreign substances, the ale had a waxy complexion and it doesn't sing to you. However, all males agreed the ale was titillating and would love to get stuffed by Amy!

Lorries are currently being loaded for export of the ale to France, as with a name like Winehouse, how could it fail to please Frenchmen?

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