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Funny story: The Kansas State Senate Will Vote On Outlawing French Kissing

The Kansas State Senate Will Vote On Outlawing French Kissing

TOPEKA, Kansas - The recent news item about Miley Cyrus trying to French kiss Katy Perry kicked up renewed interest in the Kansas state senate. The matter had been proposed by Senator Magenta Quakerquill [R-Wichita] but it had been delegated to th...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Remarks That Miley Cyrus Has Got The Biggest Friggin Tongue He Has Ever Seen

Russell Brand Remarks That Miley Cyrus Has Got The Biggest Friggin Tongue He Has Ever Seen

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand appeared on The Viagra View and was told by Regis Philbin that he now has a connection to Miley Cyrus. Brand looked a bit puzzled and asked in what way. Philbin said that he was once married to Katy Perry, and Kat...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry Are At Eat Others Throats Over Their Infamous Mouth-On-Mouth Kiss

Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry Are At Eat Others Throats Over Their Infamous Mouth-On-Mouth Kiss

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Katy Perry needs to grow a pair (of nads not knockers) and stop acting like she's the Tinsel Town version of little Miss Snow White. Cyrus was referring to the notorious deep kiss that her...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson States That She Was Twerking When Miley Cyrus Was Just A Fetus

Pamela Anderson States That She Was Twerking When Miley Cyrus Was Just A Fetus

MALIBU BEACH - Former Baywatch beach babe Pamela Anderson shakes her head and cannot figure out what the fuss about Miley Cyrus is all about. The blonde bombshell recently spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight at a Burger Bandit in Mal...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says She Will Twerk For Bucks To Aid Those Affected By Winter Snow Storm Titan

Miley Cyrus Says She Will Twerk For Bucks To Aid Those Affected By Winter Snow Storm Titan

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus had dinner with her good friend Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest, host of American Idol at The Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in West Hollywood. She told him that she wanted to do a benefit to help out the people who have been affe...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus has handle surgically inserted into her head

Miley Cyrus has handle surgically inserted into her head

In a statement issued earlier today, Hiram Thicke, the agent for pop diva Miley Cyrus said the star attended hospital to have a handle inserted into the right side of her head. The star, who is the most followed and tweeted personality ever by bot...

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Funny story: Kansas Has Banned Miley Cyrus From Entering The State

Kansas Has Banned Miley Cyrus From Entering The State

TOPEKA, Kansas - After receiving dozens of petitions with thousands and thousands of names, the governor of Kansas has decided that singer Miley Cyrus will not be allowed in the state. Governor Sam Brownback said that the nice, decent, honorable c...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Admits She May Be A Serial Female Kisser

Miley Cyrus Admits She May Be A Serial Female Kisser

LOS ANGELES - Well Miley Cyrus finished the month of February at 2 for 2. The unofficial twerking champion of the USA earlier locked lips with Katy Perry and now she has engaged in a deep French kiss with fellow singer Brooke Candy. When Miley...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says That Katy Perry Is A Fantastically Sexy Kisser

Miley Cyrus Says That Katy Perry Is A Fantastically Sexy Kisser

HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus has said that she's kissed more than her share of males and females. But the Princess of The Twerking World said that the kiss she recently shared with Katy Perry was one of the best kisses she has ever had. The former H...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says She Gets Her Tremendous Energy From Within And Not From Drugs

Miley Cyrus Says She Gets Her Tremendous Energy From Within And Not From Drugs

LOS ANGELES - Miley Cyrus sat down with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors so that she could clear up a few items. Cyrus told Miss Vermicelli that she wants everyone to know that her high caliber of energy is not a result of drugs but is something that c...

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Funny story: Miley 'I wanna tour with KISS!'

Miley 'I wanna tour with KISS!'

Still wondering what's with Miley's ridiculous tongue expressions? Well in an interview we did with her last week, Miley claims "Gene Simmons was just one of my child hood icons, I loved his long tongue and I would jam out to KISS when I wanted to rebel against my dad who couldn't stand the way they looked. After he started giving me a hard time about my stage appearance, I talked with my producer...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Is Furious That Nina Dobrev Is Dating Her Ex-Fiancé Liam Hemsworth

Miley Cyrus Is Furious That Nina Dobrev Is Dating Her Ex-Fiancé Liam Hemsworth

NEW YORK CITY - The Twerking Champion of America, Miley Cyrus is reportedly fit to be tied over a recent development. Miley is not at all happy at the fact that the star of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev is dating her ex-fiancé Liam Hemsworth...

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Funny story: Outrageous Miley Cyrus' 'Bangerz' Show

Outrageous Miley Cyrus' 'Bangerz' Show

Last night in Vancouver, Canada, Miley Cyrus kicked off her much-hyped Bangerz world tour with both her immense talent and not so sexy show. In fact, if you are one of those creeps that used to hide in the back of an Adult Bookstore and peep at t...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus' Mom Has Asked Her To Please Stop Her Twerking

Miley Cyrus' Mom Has Asked Her To Please Stop Her Twerking

BEVERLY HILLS - Tish Cyrus says that she has had enough of seeing her 21-year-old daughter Miley twerking in front of the entire world. Mrs. Cyrus, who is married to country music artist Billy Ray Cyrus recently told Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant...

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Funny story: Chelsea Handler Admits She Has The Hots For Miley's Daddy, Billy Ray Cyrus

Chelsea Handler Admits She Has The Hots For Miley's Daddy, Billy Ray Cyrus

LOS ANGELES - Chelsea Handler, the star of the talk show Chelsea Lately, is one of the most outspoken women on television. Handler is not afraid to use the most vulgar expletives known to man. She has uttered curse words that would literally make...

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Funny story: Walmart Removes All Of Its Miley Cyrus Action Figure Twerking Dolls From Its Shelves

Walmart Removes All Of Its Miley Cyrus Action Figure Twerking Dolls From Its Shelves

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - The world's biggest retail chain has just announced that due to a public outcry, it will be removing every Miley Cyrus Action Figure Twerking Doll from its shelves. Walmart spokesperson Kimberley Silverlace stated that the...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says Time Machine Took Her back in Time

Miley Cyrus Says Time Machine Took Her back in Time

I don't know what Miley Cyrus is into but she is telling everyone that she has been on a Time Machine and went back in time. Most are saying that she went to Colorado or Washinton and wound up thinking or dreaming that she was on a Time Machine.

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