Miley Cyrus Says Time Machine Took Her back in Time

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Friday, 14 February 2014

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I don't know what Miley Cyrus is into but she is telling everyone that she has been on a Time Machine and went back in time.

Most are saying that she went to Colorado or Washinton and wound up thinking or dreaming that she was on a Time Machine.

"No. I'm serious. There were all these bent over human-like creatures and big scary lizards but although I could reach out and touch one, I didn't get out of the Time Machine or my A** is Grass as dad used to say."

She insists that she doesn't know how or where she got on the machine but that she saw ancient Rome on her way back.

"One thing that you notice as you go back in time that's consistent is that everyone stank. I mean. they were really rough around the edges if you know what I mean."

But she then went into hyper speed and wound up thousands of years ago.

Someone asked her where she was when she got on the Time Machine.

"I can't remember how I got there and all, but like I was in it and I only jumped out of the machine once. I showed these bent over people how to 'Twerk' as I thought they would be excellent at it as they were already bent over. But I had to hold my nose and jump back on. They were also scared of me."

"Then I woke up back out there on a friend's couch...Denver I think, or maybe no, it was Denver."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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