Miley Cyrus Admits She May Be A Serial Female Kisser

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 28 February 2014

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Miley has said that she cannot stop thinking about that sexy mouth-to-mouth kiss with Katy Perry.

LOS ANGELES - Well Miley Cyrus finished the month of February at 2 for 2.

The unofficial twerking champion of the USA earlier locked lips with Katy Perry and now she has engaged in a deep French kiss with fellow singer Brooke Candy.

When Miley was asked by Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole how she liked it she smiled, grabbed at her crotch, and replied that she loved it.

She said that she had no idea what she had been missing by not kissing girls on the lips. The former Hannah Montana star confessed that she could possibly be a serial female kisser.

Miley said that kissing another girl is so soft and nice and it's kind of like kissing cotton candy except that it has no calories.

San Guacamole asked her if maybe she may have lesbionic tendencies Cyrus giggled and replied "Well duh!"

She then laughed and said that she still likes guys because they have a taco tickler but she noted that she could probably play for both teams.

SIDENOTE: Miley told Miss San Guacamole that she would love to lock lips with the one and only Sandra Bullock, who has also been known to kiss the girls and make them sigh.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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