Miley 'I wanna tour with KISS!'

Funny story written by Phil Carlnova

Wednesday, 19 February 2014


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Still wondering what's with Miley's ridiculous tongue expressions? Well in an interview we did with her last week, Miley claims "Gene Simmons was just one of my child hood icons, I loved his long tongue and I would jam out to KISS when I wanted to rebel against my dad who couldn't stand the way they looked. After he started giving me a hard time about my stage appearance, I talked with my producers and we decided to copy my childhood icon - and that's pretty much where the tongue display came from."

As for the risky stage attire and sexual body language, she didn't comment much on that.

TS:"Where do you see the career of Miley Cyrus heading in the future?"

MC: "Well, I wanna tour with KISS! I mean, it's been like my dream since forever!"

TS: "That's interesting, the music is so different. What do you think the fan base of both genres will say?"

MC: "You know what? Who gives a shit? It's what I wanna do. What Miley wants Miley gets!" (laughs) "But no, seriously. I think they'll like it, I mean Michael Jackson and Van-Halen did it right?"

TS: "I suppose you're right. But you're no Michael, or Van-Halen." (smile)

MS: "You're right,but they're dead...and I'm Miley Cyrus!"

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