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Funny story: Professor Sir Roy Meadow off to Portugal to help frame Kate McCann

Professor Sir Roy Meadow off to Portugal to help frame Kate McCann

Portuguese police have drafted in former British paediatrician Professor Sir Roy Meadow to help with the prosecution of Kate and Gerry McCann.

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Funny story: McCanns pick Augusto Pinochet's lawyer to defend them

McCanns pick Augusto Pinochet's lawyer to defend them

Leicestershire - (Ass Mess): The beleagured parents of little Maddie McCann have chosen General Augusto Pinochet's former defence attorney Michael Caplan QC to act for them amid reports that UK police and social workers 'are on their case'...

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Funny story: Pope Arrested, Held For Questioning In Portugal

Pope Arrested, Held For Questioning In Portugal

In an astonishing new twist to the Madeleine McCann enquiry, the Pope has been arrested and brought to Portugal for questioning about the little girl's disappearance.

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Funny story: McCanns hire Prince Harry as bodyguard

McCanns hire Prince Harry as bodyguard

Kate and Gerry McCann, the British couple whose daughter Madeleine disappeared wile on holiday in Portugal 4 months ago and who have now become official suspects in the investigation, along with a couple of thousand other people, hav...

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Funny story: British media launches massive attack on Portugal over McCanns

British media launches massive attack on Portugal over McCanns

The tiny country of Portugal continued to suffer massive bombardment from the British media, incensed at the way in which British couple Gerry and Kate McCann are being treated by the police and news...

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Funny story: Diana-style PR campaign made Portuguese cops suspicious

Diana-style PR campaign made Portuguese cops suspicious

Portimao, Portugal - (Disaster Press): Police investigating the May 3rd disappearance of little Maddie have said that the McCann parents' frenzied "Diana-style PR campaign" of making themselves the focus of attention made them suspiciou...

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Funny story: Blair's Priest's brother is top Maddie abduction suspect

Blair's Priest's brother is top Maddie abduction suspect

London - (Ass Mess): Ronald V Seedy, brother of Father Michael Seedy, Tony Blair's personal priest, is emerging as a top suspect in the disappearance of a little four year old British girl abducted six weeks ago in a Portuguese holiday resort in...

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Funny story: Madeleine McCann To Be Written into Harry Potter Novel

Madeleine McCann To Be Written into Harry Potter Novel

Missing British 4 year old Madeleine McCann will be hurriedly written into Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows before its release date next month, J.K Rowling has confirmed today.

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Funny story: Portuguese Police Arrest DNA Sample In McCann Case

Portuguese Police Arrest DNA Sample In McCann Case

Portuguese Police have today revealed that a mystery sample of DNA has been found in the bedroom where Madeleine McCann was abducted, according to reports.

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Funny story: Madeleine: Interpol admits they are consulting Pope's tarot reader

Madeleine: Interpol admits they are consulting Pope's tarot reader

Portugal - (Rotters): Interpol officers say they are so stumped for information about the kidnapped four year old English child Madeleine McCann that they have consulted psychics, astrologers, mediums, visionaries and even the Pope's personal Tar...

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Funny story: McCanns to visit Pope in bid to widen hunt for kidnapper

McCanns to visit Pope in bid to widen hunt for kidnapper

Portugal - (Ass Mess): The parents of a four year old girl kidnapped on holiday in Portugal are set to visit the Vatican to check if it is shielding any child molestors in the Praia da Luz resort where their daughter was taken.

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Funny story: Team McCann sign up for 'Celebrity Big Brother'

Team McCann sign up for 'Celebrity Big Brother'

The parents of missing Brit toddler Madeleine McCann have reportedly signed up in a mega-bucks deal to star in the next series of Celebrity Big Brother later this year, we can exclusively reveal.

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Funny story: Portugese Police Eliminate Suspects One by One in McCann Case

Portugese Police Eliminate Suspects One by One in McCann Case

The Portuguese police in the case of missing Madeleine McCann are leaving no stone unturned in the hunt for her alleged abductor. They are arresting "suspicious looking British men" one by one in an attempt to actually get the right man, as...

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Funny story: Couple who left abducted tot alone in hotel to eat dinner 'completely bonkers'

Couple who left abducted tot alone in hotel to eat dinner 'completely bonkers'

Portugal - (Ass Mess): A pair of British doctors who left their three year old daughter and two younger twin siblings alone in a hotel room while they went out to dinner have been labelled 'completely bonkers' by police and social services wh...

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