Portugal - (Rotters): Interpol officers say they are so stumped for information about the kidnapped four year old English child Madeleine McCann that they have consulted psychics, astrologers, mediums, visionaries and even the Pope's personal Tarot reader.
Such a hash has been made by local cops at the Mark Warner resort where the child went missing four weeks ago that this secondary phalanx of sixth sense experts is deemed vital to screw up the investigation even further.
"The only thing that would have got this investigation really moving is if the Portuguese Interior Ministry had handed over the list of all the country's child molestors which the Church has protected and whose names remained shrouded in anonimity as a key condition of Portugal joining the European Union," a source said today.
"Anybody who has recently read the tea leaves, splayed chicken intestines or cosmic rune stones regarding this case is welcome to add their psychic contribution."
