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Saturday, 16 June 2007


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Seedy by name, seedy by nature

London - (Ass Mess): Ronald V Seedy, brother of Father Michael Seedy, Tony Blair's personal priest, is emerging as a top suspect in the disappearance of a little four year old British girl abducted six weeks ago in a Portuguese holiday resort in the Algarve.

Ronald V Seedy once got his brother's boss, Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor, to give him a bent alibi during a police raid on a child molestor brothel in London run by the Children of God sect.

He then fled abroad with the proceeds of a bank heist and has been rumored to have been hiding out in various Portuguese holiday resorts under a variety of pseudonyms given to him by church contacts who have harbored his ID as a favor to O'Connor.

Fr Michael Seedy has been credited with converting numerous UK politicians to Catholicism including the hideous Tory blubberboat Ann Widdecombe.

He is personal confessor to Cherie Blair and was recently credited with a 'spiritual conversion' in the Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe.

Seedy has long been suspected of having an MI5 file as thick as Abu Hamza.

But UK cops have trodden casrefully after years of covert surveillance pinpointed the extent of his slimeball schmoozing of top UK politicos as well as the usual mobster cartel gangsters.

A lifelong member of Opus Dei, Seedy is today reported to be 'shitting bricks' as details of his phone records to the Portuguese resort are handed over to Interpol by the Portuguese authorities.

More details are expected later in the week.

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