HAMA SAMWICH, SAUDI ARABIA (Spoof Wire Service) Sources within the official news agency for such groups as Hamaas and Al Qaeda have confirmed that plans are in the works to turn the Islamic news agency into a 24-hour Islamo-Porn cable TV franchise.
There was confusion and wonderment in a Bangkok shopping centre this evening, when a foreign teacher living in the city was taken aback by a contraption being worn on the head by a Muslim woman, that caused the foreigner to think immediately of Profe...
(Defecated News)Following the banning of minaret building in Switzerland, and the same potentially happening in Italy, the UK Labour government has expressed its desire to promote Islam in the UK. Minister for Anti-British Promotion, Sandy Tiksvo...
"Mark my words, there will be blood in the streets. " This was the chilling prediction voiced by shamed right wing activist Enoch Bowells, as it was announced that a mass march by three million Muslim fundamentalists would take place in the small...
Detroit, Michigan - Hearing that their Islamic brothers in the Republic of Maldives may be drowning soon, due to global warming, has prompted the Nation of Islam to invite them to Detroit. They noticed the plight of the tiny island nation in a rec...
Nobody would have imagined that the world's greatest sceptic, Dicky Dorkface, has finally discovered that there is a god. Dorkface, who is an authority on non-gods, is famous for his poster campaign on city buses where he proclaimed that "there is...
A controversial Saudi-funded academy that teaches strict adherence to traditional Islamic law has been given the green light to expand its Virginia campus, based on Constitutional protections concerning religion - a decision by local officials that i...
ISFAHAAN, IRAN: Iran is claiming that it has become the first Islamic country in the Middle East to have cloned a cow. It says this is all part of its research with stem cells. Grand Ayatollah Onetoomany said: "After running the cleanest election...
A satirist has been sacked for not writing anything funny about the prophet Muhammad. His editors relieved him of his duties after he handed in copy that praised Allah, without any derogatory remarks or funny sideswipes regarding over-the-top fundame...
The White House moved to quell domestic fears about the softening approach of President Obama over the War on Terror. Following a speech in Europe in which he said 'We are not at war with Islam', politicians and activists in America have attacked Ob...
Barack Obama says the USA 'is not at war with Islam - it just happens to keep attacking Muslim countries, but only ones that aren't strong enough to fight back.' Denying that Americans were not only committing war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan, b...
An extremist group of gays based in Luton announced today that if they ever come to power all Muslim males who indulge in extremist preaching will be stoned to death. The group, known only as Al Queera, said that either a stoning or a death by a t...
The Hague, Netherland - (Double Dutch Rant Mess): Banned Dutch Islamophobe wingnut MP Geert Wilders has black roots according to top media sources. Wilders, 69, has been photographed from every conceivable angle and has clearly not retouched his b...
MECCA (FMLiveWire) - In a moving ceremony here on Friday, Michael Jackson, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton and Madonna converted to Islam, All wore the abaya, the traditional Arab women's veil, making it difficult to tell them apart. Jackson, 50, had be...
A high ranking Cleric in Saudi Arabia has demanded the death and destruction of all mice, up to and including cartoon characters Mickey Mouse and Jerry (from Tom and Jerry fame). From his Beverly Hills home, Mickey Mouse offered the following stat...
Cardiff, Welsh Wales - Former choirboy turned screeching singer Aled Jones has converted to Islam and will now be known as Ahmed Jones. He said at a press conference that he wished to follow in the footsteps of his childhood hero Cat Stevens, now kno...
Former British Prime Minister, and Iron Lady, Margaret Thatcher, has told her husband Denis that she is fed up of all the pussyfooting around in Afghanistan, and she is off to put a stop to it, and to bring an end to the conflict. Denis, who died...
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