More Minarets, Please - We're British!

Funny story written by Aisubeki Akiudo

Wednesday, 2 December 2009

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300 more in the next 5 year - all bigger than Canary Wharf

(Defecated News)Following the banning of minaret building in Switzerland, and the same potentially happening in Italy, the UK Labour government has expressed its desire to promote Islam in the UK.

Minister for Anti-British Promotion, Sandy Tiksvog told The Spoof, "The Muslims in the UK have had enough of minority Christian, Hindu, Jew and Atheist opinions preventing it's promotion and takeover of Europe. Perhaps very little has been done to improve the public opinion by British Muslims themselves, but I feel it the responsibility of do-gooding white Liberals like myself to ensure that the majority who do little harm to national security, suffer at the expense of the extremists. Hence, more mosques, more minarets, more qu'rans and less namby pamby Anglo-Saxon rubbish. No more temples, synagogues please.

The government has come under more scrutiny because of uncontrolled immigration, predominantly from Afghanistan, Iran and Iraq has led to a sharp rise in non-working Muslims, particularly in Britain's big cities. With no need for work, speaking English or a willingness to integrate, Muslim ghettos across the nation will ensure that the minaret is as common as the church spire.

Such action has been described as irresponsible by many, and may end up causing a backlash against the majority of law-abiding, conforming Muslims in the UK. Once again, white, middle-class liberal do what they think is morally right for a minority without having a fucking clue about how to do things right.

The BNP were rubbing their filthy hands in glee at the news. BNP leader Dick Tiffin described the move as, "just what we need to hear for me to become an MP in Barking, East London."

Well done lefties - you've failed British society again!

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