HAMA SAMWICH, SAUDI ARABIA (Spoof Wire Service) Sources within the official news agency for such groups as Hamaas and Al Qaeda have confirmed that plans are in the works to turn the Islamic news agency into a 24-hour Islamo-Porn cable TV franchise.
The Network is set to unveil an entire line-up of b-movie porno flicks, featuring such titles as "Veiled Hotties", "Fatimah Does Baghdad", "Camel Toe Humpers", and "Death to America Anal Style".
CEO, Mohammed Accchen Yaccchen, held a press conference at noon today where he told reporters, "Instead of kneeling toward Mecca at noon, we'll be watching hot mamas kneeling! Then we shall beat them, have them circumcised and in the name of Allah!" He then detonated his explosives belt, bringing a premature end to the shortest-lived franchise in cable history.
Although sources within the international intelligence community could neither confirm nor deny the reports, sales of anal nitrate immediately skyrocketed throughout the Middle East.
