The world's financial markets have today shown a dramatic slump in the price of oil, and several leading UK supermarkets are holding an extraordinary one-day 'Petrol Is Down' spectacular sale!...
Jeddah Saudi Arabia: The world's top automotive engineers and scientists met in this Red Sea port city to address the automotive fuel cost crisis.
As July 4th approaches and families across the country prepare for the annual cook-out, many find the steaks and bratworst have been eaten by the car! With budget busting gas prices, some shoppers are seeking cheaper meat alternatives like chick...
Tampa, FL -- A Midwestern man plans to drive solo across the United States to make a point about gas prices.
Long Beach, California - A shocking discovery was made at an oil refinery in Long Beach when oil workers opened up a barrel of crude oil for processing and discovered it was full of monkeys instead. As a result, the oil refinery had to be shutdown im...
Petrol prices in the UK have reached unbelievable levels due to yesterdays declaration that there is only enough oil left in the world to last another three weeks.
At a BP service station in England today, an American tourist filled up a badger with 5-star super unleaded. Speaking from his car, Andrew Thomson said: 'Yep, I keep forgettin' that these crazy limeys use different words for things, it's damn' con...
A British consumer group today claimed that fuel for cars and lorries wasn't expensive enough.
(Hell On Earth) - In a surprise move, ExxonMobile has decided to sell all of their 2,220 gas stations in order to focus full time on war profiteering. Company spokesman Beezle A. Bub announced the move today in a hastily arranged press conference at...
Panic-merchants today in the Daily Telegraph warned that asking the public not to panic will only cause mass panic. The warning comes ahead of a planned panic by large sections of the public who haven't had the opportunity to panic since the last ma...
Gas prices are starting to hit rural America the hardest, but the pain is not being felt uniformly. Across broad swaths of the South, Southwest and the upper Great Plains, the combination of low incomes, high gas prices and heavy dependence on pickup...
Governments around the world breathed a collective sigh of relief this morning when, despite the price of oil reaching a record $140 per barrel, it was officially announced by OPEC that the size of barrels is now bigger than...
Hundreds of intelligent lorry drivers are burning up diesel, as they head towards central London, to make it even more polluted than it usually is. And more hauliers are driving round in circles in Wales, as they got lost trying to find the M4.
A new initiative at many of Britain's Petrol pumps has been introduced whereby motorists will be able to watch hard core porn videos while filling up their tanks.
London - (Petrol Mess): A survey of British motorists who currently fork out £5 ($10) per gallon of petrol has slammed the pathetic whinging of their American counterparts who are moaning at having to fork out $4 (£2) for the equivalent.
Amid rising petrol prices, the villagers in a Gloucestershire village have come up with an entirely eco-friendly solution. The steep slopes (sometimes 1 in 2) of Chalford have long been a problem for cars to negotiat...
In a secret meeting in a bunker somewhere in southern-England, motoring organisations have hammered out the plans for a new nationwide fuel protest that threatens to bring Gordon Brown's embattle...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
