London - (Petrol Mess): A survey of British motorists who currently fork out £5 ($10) per gallon of petrol has slammed the pathetic whinging of their American counterparts who are moaning at having to fork out $4 (£2) for the equivalent.
The last time UK pump prices hovered at the £2 a gallon mark the British economy was coasting along nicely.
Credit and mortgages were cheap as chips and the property market safe as houses.
Also during that era George W Bush was a straight-jacketed also-ran, branded by NATO military intelligence as a Cuban-born KGB colonel who'd been thrown out by his Soviet spook masters for bringing the Lublyanka into disrepute through excessive Opus Dei whorings in Iran.
This week's YouTosserGov! survey found that UK motorists think the USA has got off lightly for far too long.
"Underneath all that swagger and Hummer mentality the Yanks are just crude-obese, same as the Saudis," a central London pump attendant said today.
