London - (Ass Press): Britain's prison system is no place to incarcerate IRA thugs who should continue to donate huge loans to the Labour Party ahead of their contiued elevation to the House of Lords as Life Peers.
There was shock today on the Conservative front bench, when it was announced that Tory leader, David Charlatan, was to step down from his role after only 15 months in charge.
London - (Riotous): Cherie Blair has been asked to act as a rambling, possibly roving and definitely Rovian celebrity goodwilly ambassador for the Penis Reform Group, a charity dedicated to the future whitewashing of the Labour Sperm Donors controver...
London- Cherie Blair has announced that all Muslims in England have had their Human Rights violated and she is going to represent them as she brings the case to the High Court sponsored by the taxpayers legal aid program. Mrs. Blair, or Ms. Booth as...
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Leading international stargazers have given a stark piece of advice to UK Prime Monster Tony Blair: "It's over. Finito. Kerput. Adios. While the going is still good."...
Whitehall, SW1 - (Ass Mess): Prime Monster's wife Cherie Blair has told Breakfast TV about the moment when police officers from the UK's National Poisons Unit raided her Chambers after a number of barristers' wigs tested positive for Plut...
Fiji - (Ass Mess): Peter Foster, the convicted fraudster who helped UK Prime Monster's wife Cherie Blair to invest in knock-down buy-to-lets and pocketed a whacking big estate agent's commission in 2002, is still under house arrest on fraud c...
London - (Associated Mess): The Prime Monster's wife Cherry Bush QC has slammed British journalists as the scum of the earth after reports that the Daily Fascist and its sister paper The Fascist on Sunday were taking an unusually cynical line abo...
Downing Street, London SW1 (Associated Mess) - New details of British military involvement in the Whore on Terra have emerged this week revealing that the Prime Monster's wife, Cherry Bush QC, used hypnosis on the UK Joint Chiefs of Defence Staff...
Fiji - (Associated Mess): Peter Foster, the convicted fraudster and blind trust portfolio adviser to Cherry Bush QC, is back in custody today on the Pacific Island of Fiji after two weeks on the run following UK extradition demands in the cash-for pe...
Cherie Blair, the British Prime Minister's wife, shocked an audience of VIPS last night when she performed the erotic dance of the seven veils at a reception held to welcome the American President to Britain. The event, which was held at Buckingh...
London (Associated Mess): The Prime Monster's official spokesman has confirmed this morning that Tony and Cherie Blair, currently holidaying at the P2 Travel Lodge Inn just outside Rome's Via Dolorosa, are due for a 'very special meetin...
Downing Street, London SWI - Monday 8 May 2006 (Associated Mess): Following feverish speculation in the UK weekend press that Tony Blair's resignation is 'imminent', friends of Cherry Bush QC have insisted that the PM and his wife will white-knuc...
Today, amidst much controversy over the cost to the U.K prime minister's wife's hairdressing costs during the last general election campaign, (allegedly totalling some £7000 per hair follicle, per day), a press statement was issued by the Labour par...
Hilary Clinton has blasted accusations that her ‘fling' with Cherie Blair was just an attempt to extract revenge on her husband for his infidelity. Speaking publicly for the first time the First Lady swore she would track down whoever started the...
‘She's just a greedy cow', says angry vicar...
Cherie Blair, the wife of Britain's Prime Minister, is the new celebrity face of Victoria's Secret.
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