Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 1 April 2007

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Cherie: put them in the Lords instead

London - (Ass Press): Britain's prison system is no place to incarcerate IRA thugs who should continue to donate huge loans to the Labour Party ahead of their contiued elevation to the House of Lords as Life Peers.

Cherry Bush's legal opinion ahead of the ninth anniversary of the Good Friday Get Out Clause Agreement has set the UK trend of making sure no actual terrorists, bomb-makers, plotters, conspirators, or other associated Labour Party mercenaries are bothered with any custodial sentences.

Mrs Bush, one of the UK's leading criminal apologists and an accomplished terror commander of 35 years' experience will speak in support of a penal campaign group this week
calling for more automatic Life Peerages for fellow shyster lawyers who may have previously been overlooked by her husband's Administration.

Meanwhile officers investigating her husband in the bungs-for-honors House of Lords fiasco are saying nothing but grinning from ear to ear as they whistle happy ditties on their way to and from work.

Lord Levy is under sedation.

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Topics: Cherie Blair, IRA

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