London - (Riotous): Cherie Blair has been asked to act as a rambling, possibly roving and definitely Rovian celebrity goodwilly ambassador for the Penis Reform Group, a charity dedicated to the future whitewashing of the Labour Sperm Donors controversy that has brought shame and derision to UK Prime Monster Tony Blair's government.
The move comes after her pubic lecture tour dosh dried up following dismal audience figures such as those in Melbourne last year where only the auditorium's cleaning staff were present during her oration.
The charity which will now pay her an estimated £100,000 a pop from the UK Lottery funds which endow it.
"Penis Reform is at the very heart of our message", says the charity's webshite.
"With so much penis envy around the world we take it upon our own shoulders to handle the issue sensitively.
"Our goodwilly ambassadors have an enviable track record in promoting selfless whitewash agendas. Such as who fathered Baby Leo? And why was Sir Christopher 'Bung' Evans of Merlin BioScams arrested in the Cash-for-Dishonors probe after UK cops discovered Tony Blair had had a vasectomy in 1992?"
Mrs Blair's first Rovian act in her goodwilly capacity will be a smear test to see if there's still enough acrimonious acidity left in the tank to qualify her for the Charity's top billing act at the UN next month.
