Downing Street, London SW1 (Associated Mess) - New details of British military involvement in the Whore on Terra have emerged this week revealing that the Prime Monster's wife, Cherry Bush QC, used hypnosis on the UK Joint Chiefs of Defence Staff in 2003 to persuade them to sign up for a massive anti-terror binge instead of releasing Cold War security files about Bush Family holiday video nasties.
These are rumored to consist of Karl Rove and Bush Junior cruising Caribbean's offshore tax havens along with Tony Blair, and stashing depleted uranium consignments into sleeper safety deposit boxes labelled "for a rainy day".
Other footage is said to include a ménage-à-trois beach-hut frolic with Joseph Ratzinger and the Reverend Jerry Falwell featuring copious supplies of industrial strength KY Jelly.
Videotapes of Blair's subsequent hospitalisation in the British Virgin Islands with a suspected case of tonsilitis have somehow mysteriously disappeared.
However, they appear to have been replaced with recorded testimony from a senior consultant urologist expressing professional astonishment at finding a variety of anal warts only ever seen previously in a case known to the BMA as Pyongyang Sore Throat Syndrrome.
More details are expected later in the week.
