London - Those planning on seeing the new Bond movie Quantum of Solace need not bother. Quantum of Solace is Bollocks front to start. Not like the old Bond classics that kept you on the edge of your seat gripping popcorn, my word. Craig's a bit short and too blond for my liking as well. No Connery or Moore in my books he is. Action it has, loads and heaps of mayhem from the start, good fodd...
The makers the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' movie series have alleged that Hollywood studios have rejected their proposal to make a new movie based on recent piracy incidents off the Somalian coast to be titled "Pirates of Somalia" According to dire...
The manager of MGM Studios, Sam Goldmine, today claimed that Hollywood movies are not all the same, or are just rehashing the same ideas year after year. 'Listen', he said, waving a cigar in the air,' just look at our latest features coming out. T...
HOLLYWOOD, California - Now that she will have a little more time on her hands, Sarah Palin will be staring in the Paramount Pictures film entitled, 'The Marilyn Monroe Movie.' Palin said that she had first been approached by studio executives in...
Controversial left wing journalist Michael Moore has revealed that he was the body double for Jabba the Hutt in the blockbuster Star Wars series. "Yes it's true" said Mr Moore speaking from a lunch date at Burger King. "George Lucas phoned me o...
News has reached us that the new host for Film 2008, during Jonathan Ross's suspension will be the former American President George W Bush. Speaking to us earlier Bush said: 'This offer has come just at the right time. Only yesterday I was asking...
Comedy 'Legend' Russell Brand who doesn't eat poo or give people STD's on sight (says his mum- who inflicted him on the world!), is to be the voice of a 'cartoon STD'. Hollywood producers were so impressed by his ability to do nothing and get paid...
Set in modern day Los Angeles, the story centers around a retired cow puncher and open range cowboy who struggles with Alzheimer's disease. Living in a retirement community near the gangland areas of East L.A., the lead character, Elmer 'Bucky' Chap...
A teenage girl who has seen the movie has labeled the latest outing in the James Bond franchise, Quantum of Solace, "shit" Mary Porter, 15, said it was " a bit shit" and that lead actor Daniel Craig was "an ugly, grumpy bastard". Mary, who has...
South Jorkan, Uthaw - Movie goers were in for a bumpy ride last weekend at the Megaflicks Theatre last weekend expecting to see the new Disneak "High School Musical 33: Senial Year" but instead witnessing by accident Disneak's new, R-rated flick: "S...
Joel and Ethan Coen, the film makers announced today that they will sequel their block buster hit "No Country for Old Men" and point the film in the direction of their customary dark humor with a twist. According to the brothers they will star V...
In a move sure to stun pretty much everybody from Hollywood power-brokers to the most casual of moviegoers, filmmaker Tyler Perry has announced his intention to have the words "Tyler Perry's" placed in front of the title of every movie with an all- o...
Guy Ritchie has delayed post-production on his latest movie and ordered a series of last-minute rewrites to the as-yet-untitled period drama. Industry insiders had previously praised Ritchie for his "change of direction", when it was announced tha...
Star Wars director George Lucas, has said in an interview that he is ready to start filming his new project, a rehash of the classic 1969 British film caper, The Italian Job. Originally starring Michael Caine as Charlie Croker, the new movie stars...
United Nations, New York - The UN Security Council today took the unprecedented step of appointing Johnny Depp to lead the fight against the growing threat of pirates off the African coast. With maritime pirate attacks increasing worldwide at an alar...
Screaming fans greeted the stars of High School Musical 3: The Film Is Shit! for the film's premiere in London's Leicester Square last night, but the biggest moment came when star of the film, Zac Efron, told the crowd: "The film is shit." A hu...
Looking to hopefully break the Superman jinx, Keanu Reeves has accepted the title role of Superman in a new film expected to be released in June 2005. "Keanu is the perfect actor for the role. His work in The Matrix was second to none and he will be...
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