Written by Monkey Woods

Wednesday, 8 October 2008

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Another six movies' worth of this shit!

Screaming fans greeted the stars of High School Musical 3: The Film Is Shit! for the film's premiere in London's Leicester Square last night, but the biggest moment came when star of the film, Zac Efron, told the crowd:

"The film is shit."

A hush fell over the gullible idiots for a few uncomfortable seconds, before a murmur started up, which became a mumble, a rumble, and, finally, a cacaphony and a crescendo of noise and applause, as the fans echoed Efron, shouting:

"The film is shit! The film is shit! The film is shit!"

HSM fans have lapped-up the two previous bizarre and inane HSM movies, and have been expectantly awaiting this, the third instalment in a series of nine, just like Star Wars. All the original cast are back, including Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale and Cordon Bleu.

Still, even these 'accomplished' actors and actresses could not save the atrocious film, according to Efron, 12, who went on to say that he may not even consider taking part in HSM 9, as he will then be 14, and way over the legal age limit for this kind of TRASH.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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