Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 12 November 2008

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Sarah Palin dressed as Marilyn Monroe at a 2007 Halloween costume party in Anchorage, Alaska

HOLLYWOOD, California - Now that she will have a little more time on her hands, Sarah Palin will be staring in the Paramount Pictures film entitled, 'The Marilyn Monroe Movie.'

Palin said that she had first been approached by studio executives in late September. She told them that she was truly interested in accepting the role, but that she would not be available for filming until after November 4.

The studio and her secretly agreed to terms and she signed a $2 million contract. She said that she was able to convince her husband by telling him that $2 million could sure buy them several snowmobiles, snowplows, telescopic rifles, lots of baby diapers, and thousands and thousands of bullets.

The movie's producer, W. Miles Hawthorne did tell Governor Palin that she would probably have to get some breast enhancement work done in order to achieve the full and authentic Marilyn Monroe look.

At first Palin was a little reluctant, but when Hawthorne told her that the studio would pay 100% of the breast augmentation bill she readily agreed.

The movie will be shot entirely in Alaska and will also star Johnny Depp as Joe Dimaggio, George Clooney as Mafioso Sam Giancana, Brad Pitt as both John and Robert Kennedy, and Larry King as himself.

In other news, comedian Chris Rock has reportedly called up President-elect Barack Obama and offered to be his press secretary.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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