Children's film-goers get R-rated sex flick

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Wednesday, 29 October 2008


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South Jorkan, Uthaw - Movie goers were in for a bumpy ride last weekend at the Megaflicks Theatre last weekend expecting to see the new Disneak "High School Musical 33: Senial Year" but instead witnessing by accident Disneak's new, R-rated flick: "Sex Drive" a raunchy movie about the merry misadventures of Mickey, Donald, and Goofy driving all around America looking for animal love.

Disneak apologized for the mix-up, blaming it on the distracted projector operator who was caught making out with her boyfriend - reportedly not a cartoon character.

The Disneak spokesrodent assured the public it would never happen again, and then went on to rave over the upcoming Disneak blue movies:

Daisy Does Detroit
Daisy Does Des Moines
Daisy Does Delaware
Daisy Does Dakotas, North AND South
Daisy Does Denver
Mickey's Mile High Club (Sequel to: Daisy Does Denver)
Mickey Makes Miama
Mickey Makes Michigan
Mickey Makes Maine
Mickey Makes Maryland
Mickey Makes Massachusetts
Mickey Makes Michigan
Mickey Mucks around in Minnesota
Mickey Makes Mississippi
Mickey Mopes Missouri
Mickey Mops Montana
(These earned Mickey the prestigious academy award title MIGHTY MOUSE for his...supporting roles.)

And, for adults over 50 only:
Goofy Gropes Grand Rapids
Deep Duck

Also in the works for release next year:
Aladdin Gets Rug Burns
Lion Kinky
Three Littlest Mermaids and a Parrot
Broke Back Matterhorny

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