London - (Bad Ass Mess): A heroic London firefighter who tackled a would-be bomber during the 21 July 2005 terrorism attacks spoke of the nausea he experienced at the Puppet Monarch's official opening of the London Fire Brigade's HQ in Southw...
Islam, a religion once noted for fundamentalism and terrorism, has made such inroads into the UK that its devout followers now work in Government and key public utilities, Christians have been warned.
Heathrow Airport - (Taser Beam Mess): Last month's Heathrow jet crash landing may have been caused by an adapted taser-ray based on the Pentagon's railgun according to Anti-Terror cops monitoring airport expansion protesters.
TheSpoof.com has learned that a dangerous extremist terror group, calling for the violent death of disbelievers, subjugation and stoning of women etc etc has announced that it has hacked into a number of the world's top satirical websites.
Police have revealed that an emergency landing of an airplane at Heathrow Airport was not the result of terrorist activity. Flight BA38 arrived from China and almost crash landed on a runway at the busy airport. Three passengers were reported to be s...
London - (Diabloical Mess): ITV flagship eighties' news show News At Ten has made a dramatic comeback.
Mogadishu, Somalia - (Bad Ass Mess): The Al-Kebab terror group has claimed responsibility for the killing of a senior Somali colonel after planting a whoopee cushion landmine on his chair at work on New Year's Eve.
(Washington, D.C.) The Washington Post today released sections of a memo from George Bush to Directors of Homeland Security and CIA, Michael Cherthoff and Michael Hayden that was written on November 19, 2007. It begins, "I just pardoned the turk...
The Hajj, the longest sponsored walk in the Islamic calendar, gets under way today amidst calls for increased safety from Muslim leaders who say that it has become "almost too dangerous to stage".
Gillian Gibbons, the English teacher who gave a Teddy Bear the same name as the sacred prophet of Islam, Mohammed, has told how she accepted her guilty verdict and considered her punishment as 'pathetic'. Gibbons, 54, told the BBC in an interview...
A British Muslim has spoken of what he calls the 'Moslemisation' of one of the greatest countries on Earth, the USA, after he was stopped and made to remove his shoes at an a...
The Teddy Bear Council of Great Britain, has this morning postponed its plans for this year's Annual Teddy Bear Picnic, due to the astonishing and bewildering Sudanese Teddy Bear Row.
Denouncing Pakistan's suspension from the Commonwealth, Friday, an angry Musharraf accused the 53-nation group of making an "unjustified and unreasonable" decision.
A computer that analyses and compares data to come up with logical and mathematical solutions, has determined that, based on recent custodial sentences handed down to terrorists responsible for terrorism on both side...
In a surprising development, Walgreens has announced that supporters of Ron Paul are now banned from shopping in the 6059 Walgreens stores across the country.
Walgreens will be warning investors of a sizable continuing write-off to be charged against this quarter's earnings to urgently implement a counter-terrorism surveillance system into its 6059 stores nationwide.
CNN's Glen Beck is preparing a show describing how 'Home-Grown' terrorists regard Walgreens as a ready one-stop supply center for the kinds of weapons-grade materials necessary to build bombs, IED's and other nefarious devices.
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