Work has already begun on the next Spiderman film in which the arachnid hero meets his maker.
Speculation continues into why Prince William and Kate Middleton have ended their Four year relationship. Sources close to the Palace have hinted that it may have been Prince William's insistence that he wears a gingham pinafore dress and sings a...
News in today has revealed that Madonna is planning to take baby David back to Malawi in an attempt to get her money back. A source close to the ancient pop singer with pointed breasts, told us that she had been very disappointed with her purchase an...
"They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no no no." - This may have been fine for singer and light entertainer, Amy Winehouse, but for God this proved to be his undoing.
God plans to come out of his self imposed exile and is planning to appear to the public for the first time for over two thousand years. This message was delivered by the angel Gabriel, to world leaders and practising stigmatics at lunchtime yesterday...
Today, a ban has come into force that prevents unhealthy food products being advertised on children's programmes.
Naomi Campbell has said that she will auction off her jail bird clothes that she wore in prison after the alleged murder of her unborn maid. Any sweaty patches around the gusset will be removed and auctioned at a special celebrity excreta night for C...
George Bush said today that he wasn't looking forward to Gordon Brown being Prime Minister as he was no way as sexy as Tony and had a very baggy face!...
Sources in MI5 have revealed that popular music artist and singer, James Blunt is the grandson of disgraced peer and Russian spy man, Sir Anthony Blunt.
Mathematical boffin and Countdown presenter Carol Vorderman has launched a daily workout game for the brain called MIND AEROBICS. The interactive grey matter exercise plan will be available to play online, by mobile phone or by interactive TV.
Hippies and New Age people with sausage hair, are set to converge on the New Forest near Scotland in England, to take part in the biggest sponsored tree hug the world has ever seen. The event which is being organised by some one or other to raise mon...
Lord Lucan has been found alive and well and living at a Nature Park in Scotland. This time as a red squirrel.
The Queen is said to be "delighted" that Helen Mirren carried off top honours at the 79th Academy awards for her portrayal of Elizabeth II. A palace spokesman said that it was by far the best film and Mirren had the Queen off to a tee prett...
Fragments from the Scrolls of Qumran which have been digitally enhanced, have given biblical scholars a fresh insight into Christ's last days.
Kate Moss announced today that she may die at some point, probably in about forty or fifty years time.
Food scientists announced today that jam as we know it, maybe older than the scientific community at first thought.
Officials from the BBC finally announced that a parsnip has been shortlisted for this year's BAFTA awards in a controversial new series in which all the parts are played by root vegetables. The series which was originally aired on Radio 4, takes...
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