Jesus Crucified After Losing Pub Quiz

Written by Wildjesusfishkid

Tuesday, 20 February 2007

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"Verily, I say to thee, the answer is Galilee...hey, that rhymes guys!"

Fragments from the Scrolls of Qumran which have been digitally enhanced, have given biblical scholars a fresh insight into Christ's last days.

Experts in ancient languages, who translated the fragments, said that Jesus got a bit pissed at a pub quiz which was held at a well known tavern in downtown Jerusalem. Jesus' main area of expertise was in the History and Famous People categories but it is believed that he let himself down on Sport and had no idea about most of the faces in the Photo round.

It is suspected that Judas kept giving away the answers to the opposing team that came in first which consisted of Pontius Pilate and some senior Jewish figures. Scholars have said that Thomas was not sure of anything and Simon Peter just blagged his way through it.

Bible historians believe that Jesus was completely off his face and was completely mullered. At one point he may have yakked up over Mary Magdalene at Gethsemane.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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