Written by Wildjesusfishkid

Monday, 2 April 2007

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He's coming out

God plans to come out of his self imposed exile and is planning to appear to the public for the first time for over two thousand years. This message was delivered by the angel Gabriel, to world leaders and practising stigmatics at lunchtime yesterday at a secret location in Nepal.

God appeared briefly to George Bush and Tony Blair but the couple have refused to comment. Bush's closest aide said that God was looking good and obviously works out on a regular basis. He was wearing blue Speedos and a lifeguard's hat and was simply gorgeous.

Leading Catholic theologians have said this is a defining moment in the history of human spirituality although they did expect God to have come to them first and not gone via an agent.

A Freelance Pope said that God wasn't young anymore and should accept that he is older and bare it with dignity instead of poncing about like some kind of gay icon.

God replied, "Get those beyaaches"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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