Sources in MI5 have revealed that popular music artist and singer, James Blunt is the grandson of disgraced peer and Russian spy man, Sir Anthony Blunt.
It has been alleged that James was used on several spy missions when he was a small boy as he could easily fit through embassy catflaps and military letter boxes. The Spoof were also informed that James Blunt has a photographic memory and was used to view plans for Russian missiles, Tanks and other war things.
Some bloke who grassed on James at school and who never really liked him that much said that he was definitely a spy and could assemble a Soviet armoured car from memory in a matter of minutes.
The Government have been informed but said that it was no threat to national security and Tony Blair would no longer listen to his music and would probably flog his albums on Ebay.