The FBI today announced that American Presidents will now have to undergo intelligence tests, before becoming the leader of the free world. This follows decades of Presidents with varying degrees of dumbness, and even outright senility, and the new m...
Scientists at the Search for Terrestrial Foundational Understanding have reported that they have, for the first time, found signs of intelligence on the planet Earth.
Football has been rocked by a new scandal after it was revealed that some players were actually quite clever. A number of high profile premiership stars have been taking lessons in subjects that have nothing to do with sport, playstations, alcohol or...
A new study revealed today that babies which are shaken by their parents score lower on standardized achievement and end-of-grade tests when they are school aged than their unshaken peers.
A study published today by the Institute for Pointless Research appears to suggest that the IQ of females and their offspring are affected positively in direct proportion to increases in their body mass index, i.e the fatter they are the smarter they...
Birds with bouncing breasts, bounteous buttocks and thunderous thighs have bigger brains than bony bints, claims an academic at Bognor University.
Roswell N.M. - Long thought to be just a theory, scientists have come to the conclusion that the French are not from Earth.
One half of the team that first calculated that structure of DNA was the double helix, James Watson has created uproar by claiming that 'U.S. Presidents are genetically predisposed to having lower I.Q's than Leaders from...
A noted Washington think tank, The Center for Human Beings, released a study recently which declared that Europeans are better than Americans.
The Big Brother house was today still reeling from the discovery that Clifford Jones (30), a writer and university lecturer from Greater Manchester, is able to display a number of unique talents which have stunned his fellow contestants.
PHILADELPHIA (Daily News Staff Writer) - 'Fresh Air' host and National Public Radio darling, Terry Gross, will soon air her interview with convicted murderer Charles Manson. In the past her work has been described as "a remarkable blend of empathy, warmth, genuine curiosity, and sharp intelligence". However, this latest piece promises to deviate slightly from earlier works.
Swarmi Intelligence (SI) indicates a recent computational and behavioral metaphor for solving distributed problems that originally took its inspiration from the biological examples provided by social insects (ants, termites, bees, wasps) and by swarming, flocking, herding behaviors in vertebrates.
Researchers in France have identified what they believe is a link between the amount of time women spend reading and breast size. Dr. Emile Goudeau, of the University of Paris headed the study, which stretched over the course of nine years and invol...
Peter Andre the sickly faced playmate of inflatable model Jordan has been discharged from hospital.
An article to be published today in the prestigious journal NATURE is sure to engender controversy with its claim that Black Americans are smarter that White Americans.
Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): The National Intelligence Estimate's eagerly-awaited report into the War Against Terra has concluded that the Bush Family Evil Empire has been a "cause celebre for jihadists" ever since the day when CI...
Pyongyang - (AssoCIAted Messershmitts): In an unprecedented outburst blaming excessive Vatican drunkenness for piss-poor arms intelligence smuggling, North Korea's leader Kim Jong Very-Ill-Indeed has lambasted the JP2 Lodge's successor Josep...
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