Terror report slams Bushes

Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 27 September 2006

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War Against Terra: Shrub and Pater

Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): The National Intelligence Estimate's eagerly-awaited report into the War Against Terra has concluded that the Bush Family Evil Empire has been a "cause celebre for jihadists" ever since the day when CIA head of Intelligence George Herbert Prescott Bush implanted a Kurdish Saddam-lookalike doppelganger into the Iraqi number one slot reserved for client dictators financed by the Riggs Bank.

The damning conclusion has also said that the White House has been the "battlefield" for every brand of lunatic jihadist since Nancy Reagan consulted her astrologer way back in the Spring of 1980 to choose her husband's White House running mate on the basis of soul-mate compatability in their progressed third solar houses ruling global mass deception, chicanery and obfuscation of Nazi war secrets linked to the House of Mountbatten.

Declassified excerpts of the newly published report are also equally damning about Bush-franchised outposts such as Number 10 Downing Street, the Pontifical Office for Innuendos, Smears, Isults and Slanders (ISIS) and the Administration's out-reach office in Pyongyang, North Korea.

The hard-hitting conclusions state clearly that Islamic terrorism has been a god-send to fundamentalist Theo-Cons in the United States - particularly pioneering backers of the much vaunted Zion Oil Corporation which was formed following a hallucinatory trance by its founder who then managed to convince shareholders that the world's largest resevoir of marker crude is only a pipe-dream away from the Israeli-Iraqi de-militarised zone near the Red Sea.

The NIE also stresses that Bush dynastic asperations are wholly dependent on the free-flow of the jihadist movement around the world in order to ensure that industrial funding of the Global Piss Process does not suddenly dry up due to a wave of pacifism-inspired ennui.

And while money is still pouring into the Bush amily's recruitment drives around the world, the IMF has warned today that too much reliance on European Union funding may be a drastic mistake after Tony Blair is finally kicked out of office for the bungs-for-peerages scam currently under investigation by the Metropolitan Police in London.

There has been no comment so far from the White ouse on these startling findings but further news is expected later in the week.

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