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Funny story: Madonna's latest adoption attempt ends in failure

Madonna's latest adoption attempt ends in failure

World famous singer and entertainer Madonna's well publicised attempt to adopt 18 month old Angsangammillik from her Innuit family in north western Greenland have ended in failure. A source close to Madonna told me, "Madonna is totally devastated...

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Funny story: Brad and Angelina Adopt Botswana

Brad and Angelina Adopt Botswana

The Hollywood couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have adopted Botswana the small South African country. The couple had gone there just looking for another child. Clutching Brad's hand Angy said "We saw so many cutey wutey helpless little on...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Produces Barack Obama's Birth Certificate

Angelina Jolie Produces Barack Obama's Birth Certificate

Movie Actress Angelina Jolie, wife of actor Brad Pitt and adopted mother of eighteen children from twenty-three different countries and thirty-six different nationalities, claims that she can produce the birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama, the...

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Funny story: Queen and Prince Adopt Condoleezza Rice

Queen and Prince Adopt Condoleezza Rice

US Secretary of State for only days now had always dreamt of playing the Palace. A brilliant pianist Secretary Rice got her wish when she played for the Prince and the Queen in Buckingham Palace. The aging Royal couple were exceedingly charmed by Ms...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Adopt Michael Jackson

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Adopt Michael Jackson

HOLLYWOOD (FMLiveWire) - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have expanded their family by adopting Michael Jackson. Jackson thus becomes the Hollywood couple's seventh child. Recent tabloid articles report that the radical Jackson adoption has saved...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Keeps Asian Child a Secret

Miley Cyrus Keeps Asian Child a Secret

It looks like Miley Cyrus has been keeping a huge secret from the rest of the world, as it has only just been discovered the Cyrus adopted an Asian child, it's said to have been with her for three years now. The child called Agapoo (named by Cyrus...

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Funny story: Indian Catholic Bishop's Adoption of Young Woman is 'Just Tip of Sandal'

Indian Catholic Bishop's Adoption of Young Woman is 'Just Tip of Sandal'

Kerala, India - Catholic Bishop John Lobha of Kochi, India may be in deep elephant dung for his recent adoption of a 26 year old woman. Bishop Lobha allegedly met the young woman on a pilgrimage to Jerusalem. She is the daughter of an Orthodox pr...

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Funny story: Madonna Divorces Ritchie - Adopts Leona Lewis

Madonna Divorces Ritchie - Adopts Leona Lewis

London, England - Poptart Madonna and husband/director Guy Ritchie have confirmed they are to divorce. Rumour mongers in Hollywood, London and New York have speculated the celebrity marriage was on the rocks for the past several months. According...

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Funny story: Brangelina & Tomcat Shock World, Adopt U.S. Babies

Brangelina & Tomcat Shock World, Adopt U.S. Babies

Falling out of the entertainment headlines for an entire week, two of Hollywood's most famous couples were quick to make announcements on the same day, regarding plans for the adoption of orphans from within the U.S. borders. Meeting with reporter...

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Funny story: McCain Changes His Mind and Adopts a Gay Couple!

McCain Changes His Mind and Adopts a Gay Couple!

Recently Repub Candie Johnny McC told the nation that he was opposed to gay adoption. As McCain has learned throughout this campaign every time he smooches the religious right cheek; the maverick left comes looking for some love.

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Funny story: McCain Favors Denying Thousands of Orphans Adoption!

McCain Favors Denying Thousands of Orphans Adoption!

Adoptive parent and Republican presidential hopeful John McCain advocated this week for the denial of adopting families for thousands of parentless children.

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Funny story: Madonna Claims She's "Like a Virgin" With A-Rod

Madonna Claims She's "Like a Virgin" With A-Rod

Madonna, the singer and original pop-tart, claims that she is not having an affair with New York Yankees player Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod) as has been reported in several media sources. This singer says that A-Rod's wife is mistaken in her accusations a...

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Funny story: Shannon Matthews ADOPTED By West Yorkshire Police

Shannon Matthews ADOPTED By West Yorkshire Police

(Up North) Earlier reports that Shannon Matthews, the 9-year-old schoolgirl missing for three weeks, had been abducted by West Yorkshire Police, were innacurate says a police statement. The gi...

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Funny story: Sharia Law finally adopted in British city

Sharia Law finally adopted in British city

Following months of wrangling between international adoption agencies, a young girl known only as "Sharia" from a war torn country has been adopted by a family from Manchester in the north of England.

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Funny story: Mrs. Clinton Says She is Now Ready to Adopt That Baby She Forgot About

Mrs. Clinton Says She is Now Ready to Adopt That Baby She Forgot About

Mrs. Clinton, being reminded by a reporter she once stated when her husband was running for re-election, that she was going to adopt a baby, said she had forgotten all about it. But now, she would follow the lead of many celebrities, and adopt a baby...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Jets to Rwanda to Join Flood of Adoptive Parents

Paris Hilton Jets to Rwanda to Join Flood of Adoptive Parents

Paris Hilton is "leaving on a jet plane" as she heads to the African country of Rwanda. The purpose of the trip? Paris wants to show that she has completed her rehabilitation and recovery. "I also want to help people and, like, everyone is adoptin...

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Funny story: Brad and Angie Want 140 'skinny' Kids

Brad and Angie Want 140 'skinny' Kids

Wanoroboebi (Isandwanna) Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have come out and "admitted" for the first time that they want 140 kids! "But, we don't want No fat ones." said Brad.

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