Written by Factus Factorum

Wednesday, 4 February 2009

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Robert Mugabe is unlikely to be adopted

The Hollywood couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have adopted Botswana the small South African country.

The couple had gone there just looking for another child.

Clutching Brad's hand Angy said "We saw so many cutey wutey helpless little ones, just like in all those wonderful photos from aid and news agencies that show these little people all helpless and desperately needing rich white folk like us to save them! Oh but we just couldn't decide!"

Wearing his favourite George Clooney aftershave Brad interrupted his wife in a very beautiful and loving way. " yeah I just said babe to hell with it I can't choose so lets just adopt the whole country!!!"

The couple are embroiled in a legal tangle though because no one knows what to do

"We've never been adopted before..so I don't know what he law is on this," said Chief of Justice Nelson Ndlov.

But Human rights groups are furious Jenny Alwaysdoingood from CARE International says "Celebs think they can just swoop in and save a child from destitution now its a whole country!!"

The Head of the UN Ban Ki Moon told reporters of the plans for the land once everyone had gone "We'll stick it in the raffle at the next General Assembly and see what we get for it."

Hilary Getout, head of US Immigration has cancelled all staff leave for the next month "Proceesing 1.8 million people into the country will take a lot of paper work." she sighed

While Brad and Angelina are planning an extension. Its rumoured that Madonna is on her way to Bhutan...

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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