Miley Cyrus Keeps Asian Child a Secret

Funny story written by Emma =]

Monday, 10 November 2008

It looks like Miley Cyrus has been keeping a huge secret from the rest of the world, as it has only just been discovered the Cyrus adopted an Asian child, it's said to have been with her for three years now.

The child called Agapoo (named by Cyrus), has just turned 5 years old. While celebrating a 'no-fuss' birthday party, closing down the whole of New York, Miley was said to be seen with the little boy, looking very motherly.

Miley's mother stated, 'She's a natural, really, she has very much grasped the idea of being a mom, she's learnt everything from me. Me and Billy-Ray weren't so keen on the idea at first but our little girl talked us round. She's so mature.'

Miley's BFF Mandy Jiroux often babysits Agapoo, when Cyrus goes out on dates with current boyfriend Donald Trump.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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