Written by Pointer

Monday, 14 July 2008

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We'd have gone to pot with Gay adoptive parents

Adoptive parent and Republican presidential hopeful John McCain advocated this week for the denial of adopting families for thousands of parentless children.

"If you are not an alcohol heiress in drug addiction recovery married to a divorced man who is hardly ever home, you should not be allowed to adopt children", McCain declared.

"We know that parenting requires both a male and a female parent, one of which should be young enough to still be alive by the children's eighteenth birthday. Single people cannot be good adoptive parents unless they are both male and female and that's unconstitutional.

"Gay couples cannot adopt since I won't get elected unless I kiss every Christian conservative asshole in the country, no matter how well adjusted they are.

"Orphanages and serial foster homes are highly superior to well educated and financially stable gay folks with a whole lot of love in their hearts. Can you imagine Annie if she had been raised by Ellen?!"

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