Brad and Angie Want 140 'skinny' Kids

Written by ChillerBaggins

Friday, 22 June 2007

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Wanoroboebi (Isandwanna) Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have come out and "admitted" for the first time that they want 140 kids! "But, we don't want No fat ones." said Brad.

Angelina was quick to point out that they where not "prejudice" against "Fat kids", it's just that they wanted skinny little third world kids. "They're better than Vietnamese pot-belly pigs." said Jolie, "everyone in Hollywood had those, before they sent them to the butchers."

The award winning Billy Bob Thornton vile-of-blood wearing actress seemed more happy and content than she had been in years. "Those little monkeys keep me so busy I can't get to the tattoo parlour anymore," she joked with paparazzi and reporters, as she thumbed in Brad and the kids direction.

"We're just off on the train to Oomba-Oomba Wilyland to look at another skinny.."

Asked how much all these poor unfortunate kids were costing, she said, "Usually just a chicken, or, only if I have to, an AK-47 and a big box of ammo. There's a lot of shooting up in the air in joy in the heart of darkness."

Then she scrambled into the 1st class box car (the one where the crap had been swept out) with Brad and all but one of the kids.. "I'll get him on the way back," she shouted through the steam, as the 1924 'C' Class loco puff-puffed away.

This reporter felt a tug at his heart strings and just knows that Brad and Angelina are doing God's work....

Murphy's Bar was just across the dirt road, but seemed far far away today.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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