TARZANA - Tiger Woods visited the Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo where he had taken two of his caddy's children for a petting zoo visit. Little 7-year-old Hayley Venus and 8-year-old Sanborn Johnny Flaxenworthy enjoyed their visit to the most famou...
ST. PETERSBURG, Russia-Tiger Woods could become extinct in 12 years if companies he's still a spokesperson for fail to take quick action to protect their image and step up the fight against infidelity, global celeb experts told a "Tiger summit" S...
After showing flashes of the old Tiger Woods over the past couple of months, Tiger Woods was shooting 3 over par at Doral Sunday and suddenly left the game. His only comment was "left leg". Now everyone is wondering if it was the left leg giving h...
Michel de Nostradame was an ardent golfer, prophet and doctor 500 years ago. People have a hard time understanding prophecy because they think that time is linear. The reason that Tiger Woods can no longer line up a putt is because due to the surgeri...
Bill Murray returned this year to entertain the crowd in between crushing a few golf balls at the Pebble Beach Pro-Am Tournament, but one prank on the famous par three 7th hole, cost Tiger Woods a hole-in-one. Murray, a Saturday Night Live comedic...
The romance is reportedly over as ex-supermodel now reality TV hostess, Heidi Klum, kicks former recording star Seal, to the curb. Insiders to the Klum camp, say that she may be quick to the post-Seal cougar prowl, and just happens to like the way T...
Finishing his negotiations with Newt Gingrich over whether or not Woods might be a spokesman for Newt's moral character, Woods and his entourage headed to the Australian Open tennis tournament to witness Maria Sharapova's grunts first hand. "There...
Emerging like a Phoenix in South Carolina after his second wife dropped the infidelity bomb on him, Newt Gingrich is now lobbying Tiger Woods for campaign support in Florida, says "they're kindred spirits". Referring to Tiger's ability to launch a...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Elin Nordegren had words for Vanessa Bryant upon hearing that she had settled for chump change to get rid of her philandering hubby. Calling her a "discount ho" for only scoring 75 extra large for taking the walk, the blond-tress...
NEW YORK - In a joint statement from St. Andrews and USGA Headquarters in New Jersey, the two governing bodies who serve as primary stewards of the rules of golf, announced today that "Titanium Tiger" sternum implants have been approved for immediate...
PYONGYANG - Bobby Jones, move over. In the after-world of departed golfers who quit the game while they were ahead, Jones stood alone since 1930. The golf legend who retired an amateur at age 28 after winning four of the sports's major championshi...
CUCAMONGA - Tiger Woods participated in the Second Annual Heidi Montag Invitational Golf Tournament over the weekend. The Cucamonga Chit-Chat Chronicle is reporting that Woods is extremely upset at being the victim of a hot dog throwing incident w...
THOUSAND OAKS, California - After two years of losing every golf tournament he entered Eldrick Tont Woods AKA Tiger Woods has finally felt how it feels to be a winner again instead of the loser he had become. The man whose his ex-wife Elin Nordegr...
Tiger Woods is back and thank God for that. Watching golf without Tiger Woods is like watching paint dry and watching golf with Tiger Woods is pure excitement. Golf is like life only on a larger scale. The bigger they are the harder they fall. T...
MELBOURNE - Tiger Woods was reported to have been seen last night at various Melbourne watering spots with Aussie high-jump champion Marsu Pial. Of kangaroo heritage, Ms. Pial represented Australia in the past two Olympics in the high-jump competiti...
With the first round handily notched in his bedpost, Tiger Woods finds himself exhausted, sweaty but perhaps a bit satisfied as he rests comfortably on top of the beautifully manicured and inviting Australian Open. "Nobody can grip a shaft like Ti...
LOS ANGELES - Star soccer player David Beckham told his wife that he wanted to dress up as Tiger Woods for Halloween. It had been in Beckham's mind ever since he met the golfer at a water-polo competition. Sources indicate that Victoria Beckham t...
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