David Beckham tells wife he wants to be Tiger Woods for Halloween

Funny story written by Alvin Taveras

Friday, 14 October 2011

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LOS ANGELES - Star soccer player David Beckham told his wife that he wanted to dress up as Tiger Woods for Halloween. It had been in Beckham's mind ever since he met the golfer at a water-polo competition.

Sources indicate that Victoria Beckham turned red in the face and then purple because of the amount of makeup she always wears. But apparently, her redness in her face indicates two thumbs up.

The magazine giant Entertainment Weekly believes a divorce is inevitable, but won't assume anything more until they fabricate pictures to prove it.

Unfortunately, this further distracts Tiger Woods golf game because he now knows of another hook-up that is one night away.

Tiger's ex-wife, Elin Nordegren undoubtedly believes that 'what just took place was called a public shout out.' She then says, "I just might wear Victoria Beckham on Halloween."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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