Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Monday, 23 January 2012

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BILLINGSGATE POST - Elin Nordegren had words for Vanessa Bryant upon hearing that she had settled for chump change to get rid of her philandering hubby. Calling her a "discount ho" for only scoring 75 extra large for taking the walk, the blond-tressed, voluptuous Nordic beauty cited the fact that she dumped Tiger while the striped one still had a big wad. Kobe, who got caught with a virtual chick in a Vail townhouse, a hosin' and a blowsin' till her mama came a nosin', never did recover financially from his fall from endorsement grace about five years ago.

Nordegren, who Hank Haney used as the subject title of his new book, "The Big Miss," said that if Elin would have taken his advice and used an interlocking grip instead of the Vardon overlap, she would not have missed Tiger with the 9-iron she brandished on him for sexting a ho that evening. As most golfers know, Hank was the swing coach for Tiger Woods at the time this incident took place a couple of years back.

"I told her that her hands were too small for the Vardon grip. But she wanted to be different and not use the same grip as Tiger. No doubt if she would have listened to me, she would have cashed in on his life insurance policies. But change a grip and lose a friend."

In retrospect, what did we expect from these babes? I can answer that, but I won't.

*Another inside sports story from the files of Dr. Billingsgate.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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