VMA Awards Show after-parties were taking place at various venues throughout Los Angeles, but by far the most popular featured a roast of Lady Gaga. "We had gotten wind of her meat dress from Katy Perry a few hours before the awards show," said Co...
Lady Gaga, who got a roasting recently for wearing a meat bikini on the cover of Vogue, also wore a raw meat dress at a music awards ceremony. According to one source, the thinking is, if they got that upset and it caused that much news just for...
Thousands of Jews have taken to the streets across Israel, with some threatening to attack US bases over Lady Gaga's bikini made of cold cuts. A crowd, estimated at 10,000 by a government official, poured out of temples into the streets of Jerusal...
If you had ham and eggs for breakfast this morning, you are pretty well screwed, especially if the bacon came from a WalMart which has just recalled all their Merketside Grab & Go sandwiches, BLACK FOREST HAM, Hard Salami, MADE IN NEW YORK, FULLY...
Meat from Tamagotchis bred during the late 90s and early 00s has gone into the UK food chain, officials said today. The news came as evidence emerged that some Tamagotchi meat had also been exported to other countries from China and Japan, mainly...
After the furor over cloned meat entering the food chain in the United Kingdom, the Food Standards Agency has come under extra pressure with the revelation that cloned Tofu has also been found in supermarkets. Tofu, which is essentially made by co...
Kangaroo meat is low in fat, healthy to eat, and by all accounts, rather tasty - and yet the European Union appear to be all set to ban it. Why? Concerns have been raised over hygiene, and the fact that kangaroo hunters bash little joey's heads...
A Colorado company is recalling about 66,000 pounds of ground and tenderized bison meat that may be contaminated with a potentially deadly strain of E. coli, according to the U.S. Department of Manifest Destiny, Westward Ho! Division. The Departme...
The UK's most popular supermarket has announced a country wide initiative in which the retail giant will be instructing all its stores to individually source their meat from local suppliers. After years of complaints from the UK farmers alliance,...
ABILENE, Texas - Jesus answered the prayers of a little girl from Texas after her daddy's wagon caught fire at the Texas Monthly Chuckwagon Cookoff, but the miracle He later performed failed to impress the nearly 5,000 hungry patrons in attendance, a...
Poughkeepsie, NY - Taking advantage of accidental publicity surrounding one large New York family's reunion picnic plans, local New York and New Jersey chapter members of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals surrounded the picnic grounds and r...
A row has erupted between the farming industry and meat processors as a result of a breakthrough made by a pig farmer in Derbyshire. Tom Thwackem of Hole-in-the-Peak has developed a revolutionary process arising from a freak accident. Mr Thwackem...
Researchers have determined that gerbils, hampsters, guinea pigs, mice, rats, and other rodents are high in essential vitamins and nutrients and may be the perfect food. Eight ounces of roasted gerbil meat contains all of the required ingredients to...
The International Meat Producers Confederation has apologised unreservedly for the swine flu pandemic, and offered to compensate victims. "Without our livestock rearing practices the H1N1 virus would not have had the uniquely ideal conditions in w...
With the advent of "from field to plate" that consumers of consumables are now demanding of supermarkets, it has become necessary to indicate where food has come from, and keep a close eye on where it goes. Initially, this started with cows, who a...
Sponsored by a consortium of middle aged men from four different Midwestern cities, the newly formed "MEATA" organization has been stealing press attention away from its diametrically opposed food-chain rival, PETA. Assembled from Detroit, Chicago,...
Who doesn't love a thinly sliced veal cutlet? Mexican restaurant goers are no different and when you add the exotic curiosity of an eleven year old butcher slicing the fillets from live veals in a veal fighting ring, you know you have algo muy especi...
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