If you had ham and eggs for breakfast this morning, you are pretty well screwed, especially if the bacon came from a WalMart which has just recalled all their Merketside Grab & Go sandwiches, BLACK FOREST HAM, Hard Salami, MADE IN NEW YORK, FULLY COOKED BACON, SANDWICH PICKLES, and SANDWICH PEPPERS"
If you have any of these, check the list of numbers on your computer under "meat recall".
This comes only days after an egg recall that may hit 500,000 in number before the day is over, as more names have been added today (Aug.24).
Both WalMart, their suppliers and the egg companies have had phones tied up all day after this latest recall was announced.
"This is all President Obama's fault", stated Sarah Palin at a Tea Party rally.
"He's always on vacation, whether the Gulf is filling up with oil or your salami goes bad."
After a few statements from other speakers, Ms. Palin reapproached the lectern.
"I've just heard from my dear sweet husband that...sob, his salami HAS gone bad! Now it's personal, Mr. Barack Obama!"
