Eleven Year Old Butcher Slaughters Veal Cutlets for Mexican Gourmet Restaurantes

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Saturday, 31 January 2009

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Michelito's comong hide your haunches , girls

Who doesn't love a thinly sliced veal cutlet? Mexican restaurant goers are no different and when you add the exotic curiosity of an eleven year old butcher slicing the fillets from live veals in a veal fighting ring, you know you have algo muy especial, something very special.

Michelito the boy butcher of calves tried to break the world record by a massacre of six baby veals.

Officials would have nothing to do with the baby butcher and his supposed feat: "Infanticide does not interest our record book. Should we feature the world record holder in abortions? Somebody should get this little boy away from the killing fields and put him on a futbol team and let him get involved in some normal childhood violence!"

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