Showing:

Funny satire stories about Ellen DeGeneres

Try another search?

Funny story: Christina Aguilera Explodes When Questioned About Her 'Baby Bump'

Christina Aguilera Explodes When Questioned About Her 'Baby Bump'

LOS ANGELES - Christina Aguilera had just left a taping of the music reality show The Voice when she was met outside by a member of the Hollywood Press Corps. Hacienda Dakota with Hollywood Vis-รก-Vis managed to have a few words with the pleasantly...

Read full story
Funny story: The Hank Williams Jr., - Ellen DeGeneres Feud Is Getting Hotter Than A Summer Day In Yuma, Arizona

The Hank Williams Jr., - Ellen DeGeneres Feud Is Getting Hotter Than A Summer Day In Yuma, Arizona

LOS ANGELES - The average temperature in Yuma, Arizona, during the summer month of July is 107 F. But the temperature between the feud between country artist Hank Williams Jr. and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres is most assuredly a few degrees higher...

Read full story
Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Reveal Their Amazing New Years Resolution

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Reveal Their Amazing New Years Resolution

SANTA MONICA, California - One of the happiest young couples in America was spotted walking hand-in-hand on the famed Santa Monica Pier. Singing sensations Justin Bieber, 17, and his girlfriend Selena Gomez, 19, were seen feeding each other some p...

Read full story
Funny story: Michele Bachmann Explains Why She Is Against Gays and Lesbians Getting Married

Michele Bachmann Explains Why She Is Against Gays and Lesbians Getting Married

DES MOINES, Iowa - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour stopped in Des Moines, Iowa, the town known for being the birthplace of Nacho Velcro the inventor of the zipper. The congresswoman from Minnesota's 6th district was asked by...

Read full story
Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres to yell all next week at her staff in homage to Steve Jobs

Ellen DeGeneres to yell all next week at her staff in homage to Steve Jobs

BURBANK, CA - Many of the staff members at the Ellen DeGeneres Show had been dismayed the last couple weeks ever since Steve Jobs passed away. One guest from the show told us that Ellen was equally distraught, "It was noticeable especially in Ell...

Read full story
Funny story: Gaga's Meat Dress Mystery brings Ellen into Questioning by Police

Gaga's Meat Dress Mystery brings Ellen into Questioning by Police

In the early hours of Monday, August 6, 2011 the NYPD responded to a phone call from Lady Gaga claiming there was a robbery in her apartment. A screen window had been removed and glass was broken leading from the balcony to the inside. Gaga claim...

Read full story
Funny story: Ellen Degeneres prepares vegan Easter costume for upcoming show

Ellen Degeneres prepares vegan Easter costume for upcoming show

According to a militant animal rights website, talk show host and stand-up comedian, Ellen Degeneres is preparing a bunny costume for her talk show Friday, April 1, 2011. This costume happens to consist of none other than a scrumptious, health-co...

Read full story
Funny story: Never Before Seen Nude Photos of Marilyn Monroe Found In The Garage of Ellen DeGeneres' Hollywood Hills Home

Never Before Seen Nude Photos of Marilyn Monroe Found In The Garage of Ellen DeGeneres' Hollywood Hills Home

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Bedroom Pillow Talk and The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette working on the same tip have reported that members of the Hollywood Hills Police Department have found a suitcase containing over 200 never before seen nude photographs of 5...

Read full story
Funny story: A Popular West Coast Publication Is Reporting That Oprah Winfrey Is Considering A Sex-Change So That She Can Marry Gayle King

A Popular West Coast Publication Is Reporting That Oprah Winfrey Is Considering A Sex-Change So That She Can Marry Gayle King

LOS ANGELES - News filtering out of the Left Coast and more specifically the noted newspaper to the stars, The Tinsel Town Times Tribune has revealed that talk show queen and billionairess Oprah Winfrey is giving serious consideration to going in and...

Read full story
Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Mark Ballas Denies That He And Bristol Palin Are Dating

Dancing With The Stars: Mark Ballas Denies That He And Bristol Palin Are Dating

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars contestant Bristol Palin and her professional dance partner Mark Ballas have become very close since the season started. Mark was recently asked by Ellen DeGeneres if the rumor about him and Bristol "The Pistol"...

Read full story
Funny story: Amy Winehouse's Latest Song "Ya Seen Me Muffin?" Is The Number One Song In Iceland

Amy Winehouse's Latest Song "Ya Seen Me Muffin?" Is The Number One Song In Iceland

REYKJAVIK, Iceland - Selfoss Garpsdalur, the director of the Icelandic Music Charts has just informed Amy Winehouse that her song "Ya Seen Me Muffin?" has just climbed into the number one position overtaking Tila Tequila's song "Get Me Off." Tequi...

Read full story
Funny story: Paula Abdul Calls Up The American Idol Producers And Begs Them To Let Her Replace Ellen DeGeneres

Paula Abdul Calls Up The American Idol Producers And Begs Them To Let Her Replace Ellen DeGeneres

BEVERLY HILLS - Paula Abdul had just returned from shopping on Rodeo Drive when she stopped to talk to her long time landscaper Vicente Relampago, Jr. Vicente asked her if now that Ellen DeGeneres had been fired if she would be getting her old job...

Read full story
Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Quits Idol, Says Not a Big Enough Audience

Ellen DeGeneres Quits Idol, Says Not a Big Enough Audience

Ellen DeGeneres has just announced she does not want to appear as a judge on American Idol next season because the audience is just not large enough to keep her at the top of her game. While she appreciates that in years past, American Idol was one o...

Read full story
Funny story: Fired American Idol Judge Ellen DeGeneres: If Money Gets Tight, I Can Always Sell My Portia

Fired American Idol Judge Ellen DeGeneres: If Money Gets Tight, I Can Always Sell My Portia

American Idol has shed another person from its dwindling list of male judges: Ellen Degeneres has been fired. Or, she resigned, if you are to believe her. "This didn't feel like the right fit for me," DeGeneres scrawled on an Idol bathroom wall in...

Read full story
Funny story: American Idol - Now Kara DioGuardi Gets The Chop - Cheryl Cole To Step Up?

American Idol - Now Kara DioGuardi Gets The Chop - Cheryl Cole To Step Up?

Hollywood - Huge shake up over at American Idol as it was announced that judge, Kara DioGuardi has been axed - this coming right on the back of the earlier announcement that Ellen DeGeneres was terminated also. Industry insiders are saying that th...

Read full story
Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Has Been Fired As American Idol Judge

Ellen DeGeneres Has Been Fired As American Idol Judge

HOLLYWOOD - Well the American Idol - Ellen DeGeneres 'honeymoon' did not last long. AI producers Simon Shindlebocker and Simon Witleywine have said that they have fired judge Ellen DeGeneres. Shindlebocker said that sad to say the fit was not a pe...

Read full story
Funny story: The Three Justin's, Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, and Justin Guarini To Record "Girl I'll Let You Touch My Vuvuzela, If I Can Touch Your Whoop De Doo

The Three Justin's, Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, and Justin Guarini To Record "Girl I'll Let You Touch My Vuvuzela, If I Can Touch Your Whoop De Doo

LOS ANGELES - The three singing Justin's, Bieber, Timberlake, and Guarini were in the recording studio recording a song co-written by Kara DioGuardi and Shania Twain. The song is titled "Girl I'll Let You Touch My Vuvuzela, If I Can Touch Your Who...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more