Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 30 January 2012

image for The Hank Williams Jr., - Ellen DeGeneres Feud Is Getting Hotter Than A Summer Day In Yuma, Arizona
One of Hank Junior's cowboy boots which he sold on eBay for $1,900. (Photo by Vice-President Joe Biden).

LOS ANGELES - The average temperature in Yuma, Arizona, during the summer month of July is 107 F. But the temperature between the feud between country artist Hank Williams Jr. and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres is most assuredly a few degrees higher than that.

The Williams-DeGeneres feud was first ignited back in December when Hank Jr. made an anti-President Obama comment on The Howdy Houston Morning Show.

When The blonde, blue-eyed talk show host saw the video she took exception to the country singers remark.

DeGeneres stated on her talk show that if Hanky (her word) did not like living in the USA then maybe he should get his "Gee-tar," his Roy Rogers cowboy boots, his Annie Oakley cowgirl hat, and move to Tijuana, Mexico.

Williams responded by saying that Ellen sure talks a big game for a woman with bleached sideburns, goatee, and chest hair.

The country crooner added that she really ain't got no talent except spreading her legs and dancing around that wide coffee table on her show.

Williams then added that even that little known singer Taylor Momsen has more talent in her mascara-laded eyelashes than DeGeneres has in her entire junior high school boy-shaped body.

Ellen fired back by saying that Hank has all the personality of a bag of pistachio nuts and looks like his photo should be posted up on the Post Office walls as a person of interest who may be armed and dangerous to others as well as to himself.

Williams replied that DeGenerate (his word) is just mad because he knows that if he wanted to he could take Portia (Ellen's wife) away from her in two shakes of roster's pecker.

Hank then quipped that watching Ellen's talk show could 'pert' near make a straight guy turn gay.

Ellen responded by saying that based on Hanky's reasoning then if she were to watch Bill O'Reilly's show, it could possibly make her boring as hell.

And to that Mr. Hank Williams Jr. took a snip from his Lone Star Longneck Beer Bottle and replied with a big old country-sized grin on his face, "It's too damn late little darlin."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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