LOS ANGELES - News filtering out of the Left Coast and more specifically the noted newspaper to the stars, The Tinsel Town Times Tribune has revealed that talk show queen and billionairess Oprah Winfrey is giving serious consideration to going in and having sexual reassignment surgery (SRS).
The talk show maven and former roller coaster dieting enthusiast has apparently consulted with one of the nation's leading SRS physicians, Dr. Menachem Ira Irvingberger, 91, of Trinidad, Colorado.
Trinidad is considered to be "The Sex-Change Capital of The World." Dr. Irvingberger has disclosed that he personally has performed over 19,000 of the male-to-female and female-to-male operations.
Dr. Irvingberger's field of endeavor is without a doubt an extremely lucrative one as evidenced by the fact that he owns three Rolls Royces, Three Bentleys, a Lamborghini, and a 2008 aircraft carrier which he purchased from the Russian navy.
The world's most famous "Sex Change" doctor also owns a 6,000 acre buffalo ranch outside of Cheyenne, Wyoming, a 10,000 acre longhorn cattle ranch outside of San Antonio, Texas, and a 37,000 acre kangaroo ranch outside of Canberra, Australia.
When Oprah was asked by talk show host Ellen DeGeneres if she was sure about having the SRS surgery Oprah replied, "Hell yes Miss Ellen. It be sumtin dats I be's tinkin 'bout ever since I fust laid eyes on my sweet, precious, black cutey Gayle."
Miss O went on to say that since her home state of Illinois does not allow couples of the same gender to marry she has no choice but to go through with her sex change so that she can then be free to marry the love of her life Gayle King.
Ellen smiled and told Oprah that she knows about what she speaks seeing as how she herself has a female wife who she disclosed has got the loveliest bikini taco that she has ever seen, including Meredith Baxter's, Jody Foster's, and Chely Wright's.
In a related story. Winfrey has already stated that once she has her SRS she will give all of her old clothes, shoes, jewelry, and makeup to Kelly Clarkson.
