New York - (PreNup): Chelsea Clinton has become engaged to Monica Lewinsky's ex-huband Marc. Speaking to reporters today Chelsea, 29, said there were 'no hard-on feelings' between her Pa and any members of the Lewinsky family. The lucky couple...
Marc Mezvinsky, newly announced fiance of Chelsea Clinton, confirmed rumors today that he is only marrying her for the dowry. Chelsea, the daughter of former United States President Bill Clinton and current Secretary of State Hilary Clinton, is 29 y...
Animal rights activists who were concerned about beastiality were relieved to discover that comedian Chelsea Handler is in the newest edition of Playboy magazine, not Chelsea Clinton. Gertrude Lutz of The Society for Prevention of Sex with House P...
Boston - (Nepotism Mess): That's it, signed, sealed, delivered and a done deal. The next US Senator from Massachusetts will be chosen on 27 February 2010 when Chelsea Clinton turns 30. "That will make her the youngest woman ever to become Senat...
Little Cock, Arkansas - (Reuterus): A lifetime restraining order barred Chelsea Clinton from Saturday's Ted Kennedy funeral where her birth mother Virginia Joan Bennett Kennedy sat propped up by several bottle emptyings of her favorite Rattlesnake Vo...
Martha's Vineyard - (Reuterus): Pyongyang hostage blowhard and prospective father of the bride Bill Clinton is hotfooting it to Cape Cod today. Widespread media reports claim that's where Chelsea will marry her Goldman Sachs banker fiance Marc Mez...
The Democratic Convention has been awash with smiling Clintons and inundated with gossip of grandiose political appointments to buy the support of the former first family. Chelsea Clinton who has defied conventional beauty all of her life is s...
Louisville KY: When I saw the former (and possible future) first daughter being ushered into the Denny's where I was enjoying my Grand Slam Breakfast I never dreamed that she would end up sitting at the table next to my booth.
Ellen DeGeneres and daughter of former President Clinton are putting the California Supreme Court ruling in favor of gay marriage into action -- she and Chelsea Victoria Clinton plan to wed, DeGeneres announced during the taping of a popular...
Hilary Clinton announced today that her brain-trust has almost finalized a plan to turn out Chelsea Clinton. "Chelsea will be the next Ashley Alexandra Duprie!" crowed an obviously pleased Hilary.
In a surprising move, Chelsea Clinton has stated that she will be competing in DFC mixed martial arts.
Imagine having a young, vibrant, intelligent, single daughter, and your only child, at your side during the political campaign of a lifetime! And, she is quite savvy, in part, from having a Stanford, then, an Oxford University degree and now is deali...
Former United States President William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton, husband of current New York Senator and Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton, has decided that he does not want to be the first lady.
Barack Obama will wed Chelsea Clinton this fall, according to a formal statement issued by David Plouffe, Obama's campaign manager. The Washington press corps was all abuzz this week with rumors about the surprising romantic pairing.
Mourinho has announced he will happily stay at Stamford Bridge providing he has the support of Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former White House lecher and his often chilly wife, the senator.
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