Hilary Clinton announced today that her brain-trust has almost finalized a plan to turn out Chelsea Clinton. "Chelsea will be the next Ashley Alexandra Duprie!" crowed an obviously pleased Hilary.
"I'm happy to pimp out my daughter, just so long as I get to be President," added candidate Clinton.
"Hell, I've been turning tricks my entire political life, so I figure it's Chelsea's turn."
Clinton also added that she'd have the whole Clinton family blowing dogs on YouTube, or anything else anyone could devise, just as long as she got to get back in the White House. "Then you all will pay" she cackled.
Chelsea Clinton was unavailable for comment, however Bill Clinton is reportedly "very pleased" to hear of the plan. "We're very happy our daughter will be following in our footsteps" he said. "We're very proud of her."
