The Democratic Convention has been awash with smiling Clintons and inundated with gossip of grandiose political appointments to buy the support of the former first family.
Chelsea Clinton who has defied conventional beauty all of her life is said to have been offered the permanent post of Miss America by the Obama campaign.
Former President and fellatio collector, Bill Clinton is whispered to have accepted Obama's promise to appoint him Director of the Congressional Female Intern Program.
Senator Mrs Clinton is believed to have been brought on board the Obama hysteria helium balloon because of a pledge to name her Assistant Attorney General in charge of the prosecution of unfaithful husbands.
